Hey folks, this blog is OLD!
Go follow the new ULTRA FEM site at  http://ultrafem.50th.st/

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Shop the ULTRA FEM Store!

There are thousands, THOUSANDS, of drawings available at the ULTRA FEM store! Plus posters, books, and FREE DOWNLOADS!
http://ultrafemstore.tumblr.com/


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FUCK GOOGLE

OH LOOK. Google is stepping up its war against adulthood. FUCK YOU GOOGLE.

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Ultra Fem's ALICE starts today!

 
Ultra Fem's ALICE starts today! http://www.theultrafem.com/?p=1154


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Calvin's Folks Have Fantasies, Too!

The Valentine/Tentacle Marathon is underway! Here's an example of the insanity!
http://www.theultrafem.com/index.php/valentine-tentacle-marathon-craziness/

Reserve your $25 valentine drawing now!


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Roger Corman's Black Scorpion

Roger Corman's Black Scorpion.

For the uncensored version, visit the Ultra Fem site!

http://www.theultrafem.com/

 

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Internet Lesson Learned (Again)

If you follow my live streams, you know I keep tight control over my chatroom. I don't allow negativity or fighting. I even clamp down when there's too much activity for me to follow. And I have ZERO tolerance for trolls. I never hesitate to ban anyone I don't like. If you've been kicked out, you KNOW it.

Likewise, if you have NOT been kicked, or told outright to leave, you've NOT been banned.

This brings up the thing I did last Wednesday. Sometimes I rant during my live shows. My regulars seem to find it entertaining. While I really do mean everything I say, I tend to go over-the-top because I'm "on stage."

Last Wednesday, I blew up about some things my viewers were saying. Or what I THOUGHT they were saying. Turns out I misread them. That's easy to do on the internet. It's a lesson we've all learned at one point or another. (And we have to learn it repeatedly, it seems.)

One of my viewers, a new regular, likewise misread ME and thought I was making him unwelcome. I wasn't. I thought he'd said something he didn't, and he thought I'd said something I didn't. He left, thinking I wanted him to.

Well, I didn't. When you read this, please know I didn't mean for you to leave, and I hope you will return. You will be welcomed.

*Lisa


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New Ultra Fem wallpapers!

New Ultra Fem wallpapers for July 2014!
http://www.theultrafem.com/index.php/ultra-fem-wallpaper-for-july-2014/

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Ultra Fem weekly webcomics!

 

Hi folks!

I launched the Ultra Fem weekly webcomic 2 months ago!

There are now 8 installments, and the action is starting to get serious!
http://www.theultrafem.com/

The webcomic is FREE! With PATRONS receiving special perks.

You can pledge at monthly levels of $2, $8 or $20.

The more patrons I get, the more comics I will be able to do!

SIGN UP HERE!

http://www.theultrafem.com/index.php/support-ultra/

Tell your friends!

*Lisa

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I am increasingly dismayed and disturbed by this new trend for movies to have a rabid fan-base before they've even been fucking released. And kids, will you please, for fuck sake, take notice that Marvel and Disney DO NOT PAY ARTISTS? You need to support ARTISTS FIRST. Without the artists, you would have nothing.

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I've made additions and updates to the ULTIMATE GUIDE at the new site!
http://www.theultrafem.com/index.php/ultimateguide/

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New comic strip at the ULTRA FEM site! NSFW!
http://www.theultrafem.com/

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Hey guys, buy prints from Megan!
http://uncannymegan.storenvy.com/

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Portrait of Sheba

Sheba, from original Battlestar Galactica.
I started this line portrait during last night’s live stream. Sheba was always my favorite.

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Ultra Fem strip #6 is up!
http://www.theultrafem.com/

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I'm doing all the things I don't normally do. Ordered a pizza, drinking soda, running the A/C. I'm sick as a dog, but I'm livin' it up!

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I spent most of the last 3 months sleeping and feeling awful in general.  This past week, I slept almost around the clock every day and lost the whole week. Finally, last night while finishing the latest comic strip, my throat started to get raw. Today, I'm full-on sick.
I have a new comic strip to post, and I'm working on the one after that. Sadly, I've not been working on commission backlogs, which I badly need to.
Anyway, new comic soon.

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New ULTRA FEM comic strip!
http://www.theultrafem.com/

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Everybody Draw Muhammad Day

It’s been a couple of years since I observed this special day. So here I am correcting that!

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Updated Ultra Fem wallpapers at the new site!
http://www.theultrafem.com/index.php/ultra-fem-wallpapers-for-may-2014/

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