The 21st Century is 10% over! Yay!

$40 Full-Color! Only 2 slots left this week  —

$40 full-color, add $20 for a second character.
Only TWO left this week, so CONTACT ME to reserve yours.
OR: You can SPONSOR an Ultra Fem comics page!

1. Milk Bitch with a male client - DONE!
   
2. Felicia futa on man - DONE!
3. Felicia futa breast-urbation - DONE! - Link
   
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Obey the Bitch! —

Something happened tonight while I was working on the art for Ultra Fem episode 1. It's the Milk Bitch Brand! People have responded so strongly to the Milk Bitch, I knew I had to make a graphic out of this bit of art.

Those of you who have read the original episode 1 from 2005 know that the Milk Bitch doesn't work alone. She has HENCH-BITCHES! So keep your eyes open...

 UPDATE: changed the image

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It was truly an ULTRA X-Mas! —

This is... the GREATEST thing I have EVER SEEN! *sniff*

Can't decide if it's the SWEETEST or the DUMBEST, but it's hands-down THE GREATEST! I'm laughing AND crying, for several reasons.

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January 2010 Wallpaper! —

Cool new wallpaper for the new year! This was actually a comics page I was working on, but I didn't like the way it was coming out. But I realized it would look great as a wallpaper!

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Ultra Fem sketch —

This is what I'm working on at the moment.

Mystique vs. the Milk Bitch... again —

This is the only thing I got done today. I have SO much to do, and I didn't do ANY of it!

Timmy's Christmas —

Had to post this as soon as I saw it...

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$40 Full-Color! —

$40 full-color, add $20 for a second character!
OR: You can SPONSOR an Ultra Fem comics page!

1. Milk Bitch vs. Mystique futa - DONE! - Link
   
2. Lady Jaye and The Baroness get milked - DONE! - Link
3. Succubus futa vs. bound Blood Elf futa - DONE!
4. Purgy the cheerleader - DONE!- Link
   
5. Mystique vs. Martian Manhater - DONE!
6. (Ultra Fem page sponsor! Thank you!)
7. Felicia futa nurse - DONE!
   
8. Nurse Felicia and Priestess - DONE!
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Ultra Fem's review of Avatar —

Short version:
It's a dumb James Cameron movie. In 3-D.

Long version:
This movie is exactly what I expected. EXACTLY. Not a single surprise. Every moment is completely predictable, from the first frame to the last. Other than the intense CGI, which is indeed amazing, this movie has NOTHING new to offer. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. And as I've said before, as with every 3-D movie ever made, there is NO REASON for it to be in 3-D.

Basically, it's a formula Cameron movie. It's the same movie he's been making over and over since the eighties. I can tell you everything you need to know about it with the following mathematical formula:

AVATAR =

Pocahontas + Tarzan + Lawrence of Arabia + soundtrack from Titanic

I'm not exaggerating about the Titanic soundtrack. Every time the beautiful blue half-naked jungle people run around in the trees, you can hear Irish wooden flutes. And then there's a "hit song" at the end. I swear, I'm hearing Celine Dion in my head right this very moment. (Damn you, Cameron!)

Speaking of the alien jungle people, this movie is shockingly racist! I mean, full-on RACIST! The aliens are obviously designed to look like black people. It's BLATANT! They even have CORNROWS! The ones that don't have MOHAWKS, anyway. And they speak with a generic Caribbean accent. When they're not whooping and yipping like Tonto, that is. It's condescending as hell! And SO FUCKING LAZY AND NON-CREATIVE!

The scientist heroes are white, and the guy they send in to learn the ways of the jungle people turns out to be BETTER AT EVERYTHING than the poor ignorant savages. He runs, fights, tames horses (yes, HORSES), conquers fucking DINOSAURS and even woos the native girls better than the best of them... AND he becomes a fucking "chosen one," AND he unites the tribes, blah-blah-blah. I mean, can this be MORE clichéd and DUMB? REALLY?!!

And the whole thing has your typical, insincere Hollywood environmental message slathered over it like pancake syrup. I mean, JESUS, there's even Sigourney Weaver re-enacting her role from 'Gorillas in the Mist!' She never quite says "Get off my mountain!" but you expect it at any moment, and she DOES indeed have a secret mountain laboratory. UGHH!!

Any one of us could have written this shit.

More detail:
I'm a big sci-fi fan, and when I say "sci-fi," I mean SERIOUS SCI-FI. Star Trek is NOT serious sci-fi. Neither is ANYTHING on the Sci-Fi Channel. When I say I take my science in my sci-fi seriously I MEAN IT. I read Hal Clement for FUN. I consider Primer to be the best sci-fi movie made in this decade, precisely BECAUSE of the Byzantine plot devices that go unexplained.

With that in mind, I have a few QUESTIONS about Avatar.

WHY would a planet covered with six-limbed, four-eyed animals that breathe through valves in their chests ALSO have humanoid four-limbed, two-eyed people that breathe through their mouths JUST LIKE US??

WHY would aliens, who happen to have two arms, two legs and heads with faces (see above), smile and laugh and cry and fall in love JUST LIKE WE DO? And kiss on the mouth, and have two sexes, and talk through their mouths in audible frequencies, and drink and eat, and wear loincloths and necklaces, and make longbows and arrows with feathers, and live in tribes with witchdoctors and chieftains... WHY??

HOW does a planet have lower gravity but the SAME air pressure as Earth?

Nothing in the design of this movie is original. The jungle is just... JUNGLE. Some of the plants glow, but so what? The animals have six legs, but they're still just wolves and panthers and rhinos and FUCKING HORSES. Yeah the natives ride HORSES! Sheesh!

And if you're a fan of Wayne D. Barlow, you've seen all these animals before. And BETTER.

So that's it. You'll see this movie anyway, I'm sure. SIGH.

UPDATE:
I do have to say the 3-D effect was good. There was dust and pollen in the air (onscreen, I mean) almost constantly, and I swatted at my face more than once to brush the shit out of the way. At one point, a marine shot a tear-gas canister at us, and I flinched really hard. I was surprised at myself.
But it had nothing to do with advancing the plot. It never does.

Well, I take that back. One of the earliest 3-D movies was a horror film called The Mask, and every time the hero said "Put on the mask," you put on your 3-D glasses and shared his other-dimensional hallucinations. It was a really clever use of the medium, and I should find a copy.

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Ultra Fem & the Martian Manhater —

Learnin' 'bout Christmas!

This is a new commission I've been working on. It's the latest in a recent trend of customers asking me to draw my own characters. I like this trend!

Invisible Hand of Fate —

As you all know, I'm a big fan of the Venture Brothers! I was watching season 3 this weekend, and I was struck by the beauty of this instrumental tune at the end of episode 4, "The Invisible Hand of Fate," which tells the tragic life story of Master Billy Quiz-Boy. So I audio-recorded it and uploaded it here. Enjoy!






You can see the episode HERE

I made this video at MP32U

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How 'bout stayin' for supper, Wonder Woman —

This is my favorite video today!

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Mystique meets the Milk Bitch —

One of my regulars was so taken with The Milk Bitch, he immediately ordered a commission! And look what he asked for! LOL

(I think there's another one coming!)
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Ultra Fem by Allytha —

Another cool commission, this time a funky, abstract icon! It's by Allytha, an artist I found at FurAffinity!

I love this stuff! LOL
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Night Mistress by Emmy! —
Another commission I bought from Emmy! Isn't she just precious??

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$40 Commissions CLOSED —

New list will open on Monday.

1. Lesbian demon bondage - DONE!
   
2. Vipra returns - DONE! - Link
3. Ultra Fem's Martian X-mas - DONE! - Link
   
4. Zodiark and Kiala - DONE! - Link
   
5. more Vipra - DONE! - Link
6. Draenei futa + brunette - DONE!
7. (reserved)
8. (Ultra Fem page sponsor! Thank you!)
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Triana Orpheus rules!

Just watched the latest episode of Venture Brothers! Triana is finally getting some real screen time!

Oh! And we got to see her MOM, too!

Hee!

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Christina Carter sketches —

Here are just a few sweet samples of the body sketches I did with Christina Carter this morning! These will come in handy for the Ultra Fem comics I'm working on!

 

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$35 Commissions are CLOSED for this week —

New list will start Monday!

1. Yuki the Wolf Spirit - DONE! - Link
   
2. (Ultra Fem page sponsor! Thank you!)
   
3. Yuki again - DONE! - Link
4. (Ultra Fem page sponsor! Thank you!)
5. Milk Bitch vs. Mystique - DONE!
6. Purgy biker dom - DONE! - Link
7. Dragonquest priestess - DONE! - Link
8. Invincibelle - DONE!
9. Possible vampires - DONE!
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Amazon Eve —

This is my favorite video right now!

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December wallpaper —

I made this a week ago and almost forgot to post it!

This latex-bikini'd dominatrix was the first villain Ultra Fem ever faced, back in the first episode of volume 1 in 2005. She never had a name until now, though! She gets her name because of what she DOES to her victims! She will return in episode 1 of volume 2!

UPDATE: Soon as I post this art, one of my regulars pops up and requests a commission of her! That makes the THIRD commission request for Ultra Fem characters in as many weeks!

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My Favorite X-Mas Song —

O, Joy! the Christmas songs are coming out of the woodwork again! (LOVE!)
Here's my favorite:



I'm sure it'll be yours, too!

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Super hot sexy art!!

Lilith, Daughter of Dracula vs. Kim Possible
This is an idea one of my customers had. It turned into a super-hot sexy piece of art! I didn't realize until I posted it this afternoon that its a Disney/Marvel crossover!