Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Carmen Sandiego —
Nude. With hat. I was bragging about this last night. Well, here it is. LOL!

Oh, and did you see THIS??


Monday, June 27, 2011

I got my first-ever Futurama commission during my live stream last night. Of all the requests it could have been!

Actually, they spell it Snu-Snu, as seen HERE.


Saturday, June 25, 2011

The Biggest Boobs in Tampa —
NEWS! This week, I spent time with Orias Bastet, helping her organize her search for THE BIGGEST BOOBS IN TAMPA! Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like, LOL! The contest will last all summer, and there will be cash prizes for the winners.

Our goal is to find new models to shoot with, and we'll throw in some breast health awareness, too. We'll be sending out official news and setting up a blog soon!

Meanwhile, we want to start finding our first contestants! So tell your busty friends in the Tampa Bay area! WE WANT TO TAKE THEIR PICTURE! They can contact me here!


Friday, June 24, 2011

What is Tink doing? —
I started this Tinker Bell commission the other day. It will be really interesting when it's finished. What is she doing? You'll have to wait and see!

Is it Tinker Bell? Or Tinkerbell? (I think Disney did it wrong.)


Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Green Flame! —
Or as we old-schoolers know her: FIRE! The Brazilian hottie from Justice League! I was never much of a DC reader, but I enjoyed the JLA in the late 80s when it was so innovative, and Beatriz was one of my favorites! Or as Mary Marvel called here: Ms. De Costa!

Power Girl shares a Milkshake —
I think these are the biggest boobs I've drawn! PG's date is an owner-character named Tryst. The customer made up all the details. The only thing I added was "Paris."

No, seriously! These are some giant tits! And nipples, too! I love it!


Monday, June 20, 2011

Sesame Street was BIZARRE —
I have clear memories of the first episode of Sesame Street, and I've tried to tell people how WEIRD it was. I never thought to look it up, though, until last week. Take a look! It's FUCKED UP!

If the video doesn't work, try to find it yourself. It's worth it!

Gordon has a 'fro and Shaft-style sideburns. Big Bird is a mess. Burt and Ernie are... UNFINISHED. And the jokes suck. Susan has always been the same, though. I love Susan.

And yes, I know it's hard to believe, but Oscar was ORANGE. I've been telling people for years, HE WAS ORANGE, DAMMIT. And here's proof!


Saturday, June 18, 2011

Alyssa Milano as Harley Quinn —
'Nuff said.

For the full-size version, you'll have to buy the next "Complete Lisa" collection! Hee!

Yaya Han at Metrocon! —
I drove over to downtown Tampa today to see Yaya Han at Metrocon. She's the ONLY reason I went! And here she is! She was super-pretty and super-tiny!

She was doing a panel or something when I got there, so I had an hour to kill. I'm not an anime fan, really, and I don't cosplay myself, so there wasn't much to do. Boy, was it crowded! There was a blood drive going on, so I went and did that. I've given blood plenty of times, it's no big deal. But during the short time I was lying on the donor couch, four other donors passed out. FOUR! Come on guys! You're not helping your stereotype!

There were only a couple of other interesting things there, and here they are.


Friday, June 17, 2011

Poison Ivy: Arkham Asylum—
A quick drawing I did a few days ago. Came out really nice!


Thursday, June 16, 2011

She-Male Succubus —
I haven't posted one of these in a while. LOL.

This is Watamaraka. She's been here before. Yes, she is a Warcraft Succubus. With a huge dick. Sometimes. When she feels like it.


Wednesday, June 15, 2011

She-Hulk will not be contained! —
I printed up this custom She-Hulk poster, and while I was framing it, look what she did!

I might make this poster available for sale some day...


Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Harley Quinn Nude! —
Another fast commission from last night's live art session!


Sunday, June 12, 2011

Velma! —
When one of my regulars asked for Velma during last night's live art session, I said "Really?" But when everybody whooped and hollered, I knew this would be popular. So I put some of my biggest damn tits on her. These ain't Scooby snacks!

Personally, I don't get it.

UPDATE: Nice collection here -


Friday, June 10, 2011

Naked Snow White —
I got my first ever Snow White request last night during the live art session. And here she is!

One viewer said he didn't see me get many Disney requests, and I said "Hello! Jessica Rabbit??"

You might want to tell me WHERE —
My biggest pet peeve about comics-related events. I can't tell you how many times I've seen notices about conventions, appearances, book signings, movie previews, blahblahblah, and I say to myself, "Oh neat! I'd like to see that!" and I look and I look and I can't for the life of me find one single mention of WHERE the damn thing is. By "where" I mean the CITY. Or even the STATE. Again and again I see these posters, fliers, tweets, emails, even ENTIRE WEB SITES with plenty of stuff about the convention center or the hotel BUT NOT ONE SOLITARY MENTION OF THE GODDAM CITY.

The number one piece of advice I have to give to everybody who is promoting an event: NAME THE DAMN CITY AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE.

It doesn't matter what the date, the time or the address is IF I DON'T KNOW WHERE ON THE FUCKING PLANET IT IS.

The one piece of information I look for is THE CITY. If it's on the other side of the country, I CAN'T GO. The date is secondary. I look for THE CITY first and everything else comes after. YOU NEED TO TELL ME THE DAMN CITY BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW IT.


Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Honey Badger —
I had this idea earlier tonight, and I had to stop and draw it. The lettering turned into an impromptu tribute to Mike Royer. What fun!


Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Hot Wet Bondage —
A really hot drawing from last night's live art session!