Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Looks That Kill —
What in the world is this?? It's awesome, whatever it is!

LOOKS THAT KILL from Stephane coedel on Vimeo.

You know what? ALL of this guys videos are awesome!

Shower Scene —
Jessika the Mage catches a peeping Tom! I drew this last night during my latest live art session. Took about 40 minutes.

(I'm not sure if I should be proud about making my first Harry Potter reference?)


Monday, May 30, 2011

Lesbian Muscle Bondage —
Finally! Some new art to post! (I haven't been posting enough lately. I'll try to change that.) Anyway, according to the customer who ordered this drawing, the muscular chick lost a bet. A "wetter" version will be available in the next Complete Lisa set!


Sunday, May 29, 2011

Ultra Fem poster! —
I've created a giant 22x28 poster you can buy at this link!

Wow, I haven't made a post since Wednesday?? Okay, here's a photo of Diana Knight I've been meaning to post some day. Hot as hell!


Wednesday, May 25, 2011

And finally —
...here's the whole monstrous setup! She looks SMALL compared to my huge CRT monitor! But she's not, of course. Her case is a full 16 inches wide. I'll have trouble finding a carrying case for her.

And as you can see, I still don't have a proper desk. I'll work on that.

I have to say again how indebted I am to my fans. I wouldn't have this machine without you! There are 16 of you who contributed to the computer fund. I've been planning all along to have your names engraved somewhere on the case, and I still want to do it, but it will take time.

Meanwhile tonight, I'm still installing software and adjusting to the new drawing situation. It's always really different on a new machine, it can't be helped.

...ALSO - - I'm finally playing Portal 2.


Tuesday, May 24, 2011

New Computer! —
1pm! It's here! Watch for pictures!
1:15pm - Okay, It's out of the box, and it's beautiful! I won't turn it on yet, though. I need to run do some other stuff. I'll be back!
5:30pm (Already??) - Uploading pictures shortly! I've turned it on, and I'm installing / configuring stuff while I edit photos!

7:30pm - Okay! Here's photos! (Guh! Uploading photos to Blogspot SUCKS!!!)

The FedEx man gave me a black box with alien symbols all over it. When I opened it, another black box!

This box was like a cardboard suitcase. It had a handle and huge gray eyes on top.

When I opened it, another black box!

This one was shallow, and it was resting on top of some packing. And underneath it? I think that's the computer!

The shallow box had the power cord and some extras in it. Huge mouse pad, a baseball cap, some stickers.

But forget that! HERE SHE IS!

Cased in cloth! Classy!

My first look at her! She's bright red! And has a soft feel to her! Not metal or plastic. I don't know what to call it.

She also has a front grill I can only call "ANGRY."

Fully open! She's BIG!

The underside. Look at those huge speakers! They're Klipsch!

And look closely... she has a name!

Here she is on her first boot. The keyboard lit up all yellow.

And so did the headlights! GRROWL!

And now, after I've finished all the startup stuff. Here she is up and running... AND LOOKING AT ME!

I'll show more later! I wanted you guys to see her as soon as I did! She wouldn't be here without you all! She's as much yours as mine!

Oh! And I'll try to stream with her tonight if I get everything working!


Saturday, May 21, 2011

Muscle Bondage —
Here's a sneak of a commission I'm working on today.


Friday, May 20, 2011

Everybody Draw Muhammad Day —
I drew another one this year. And I'll draw another one NEXT year. And again after THAT.

I'm very disappointed that 'Everybody Draw Muhammad Day' has seemingly been forgotten, and it's only been ONE YEAR. We are such pussies.

Goliath Gargoyle —
Last night, I did a live drawing of Goliath from Disney's Gargoyles. I based it on the famous Playgirl centerfold by Lyle Waggoner. The sketch was the best part, I thought! Too funny!!


Thursday, May 19, 2011

Mandy in Pink! —
Mandy is here again today, doing superhero shoots. And making lots of noise!

She has a FaceBook page now, too!


Monday, May 16, 2011

Complete Lisa 2011.2! —
It's here! This time, it's 120 DRAWINGS!!!


Friday, May 13, 2011

Armor Babe art progress —
FINALLY! Blogspot is working!
So here's what I've been working on the past two days!


Thursday, May 12, 2011

Janice Marvel —
Amy Mebberson's drawing of Muppet Janice as Ms. Marvel is THE MOST PERFECT THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.


Monday, May 9, 2011

Thor was GREAT! —
I already Tweeted and FaceBooked, but I wanted to say it here. I really enjoyed it! The few people I've seen who didn't like it seem to have one thing in common: They wanted ALL ASGARD and no story. PLEASE, guys! 2 hours of CGI fight scenes would have been AWFUL! Ughh!

I've been pleasantly surprised with how good the Marvel movies have been, and I find myself looking forward to the next one. This, I'm sure, is a recipe for disappointment. I can't help it, though. My inner nerd is showing.

When the first "stinger" scene showed up at the end of The Incredible Hulk, I was astonished, and happily so. They were obviously setting about making a Marvel Universe in movieland, and being a Marvel fan as a kid, I was... intrigued. And already they've made it so you have to see the previous movie if you REALLY want to know what's going on! I love it!

Those of us who were smart enough to sit through the credit this time know what's coming next. IF we're Marvel readers, that is.

I have a question, though: What did YOU see in the briefcase? My friends and I agreed: It was empty. But we could GUESS, and we were right. I've seen cell-phone photos online, and astonishingly, SOME people saw something else entirely. Are there different prints circulating the theaters? Or was it only visible to the 3-D audience??

Tell me what YOU saw!

NOTE: There's already a couple of correct answers posted here, but in other forums, I see people making incorrect guesses. This brings up a good point: For people who have ONLY seen the movies and never read the comics, it's just a mystery. But for those of us who grew up reading Marvel, there's only ONE thing it could be...

Lady Loveheart —
I drew this cute character last night LIVE! What fun!

If you haven't visited one of my live drawing sessions, what's stopping you??


Sunday, May 8, 2011

Portal 2 —
During my live art session last night, I got my first ever order for a Portal commission. I started this drawing, but I realized it was going to take far too long for one of my live quickies. It'll be fun to finish!


Friday, May 6, 2011

Wow. Just... WOW —
Did you see THIS??
Yvette Vickers mummified body went undiscovered for nearly a year

I absolutely love Yvette Vickers' work! As will ANY fan of B-Movies! She was as close to being a 'regular' on Mystery Science Theater as you can get! Goodbye, Pretty Lady!

More details HERE and HERE.

Oh, and don't get her confused with Beverly Garland, which is easy to do if you're not careful.

UPDATE: I've seen so many quotes from people saying how "sad" it was for to be alone like that. Come on, please! According to what I've read, she was active in the convention circuit and an engaging speaker. All those boxes blocking her doors were full of fan mail. She was NOT forgotten! She obviously CHOSE to be alone. It's a consequence of living alone that people won't be able to know what happens to you.

I'm like that. Plenty of other people are, too. We're NOT "sad."

Yes, in this case, it was a strangely LONG time. That's OUR problem, not hers. So don't be sad for her. The unusual nature of this story serves to remind us of her and remember her all the more vividly. Go watch her movies!

And look at this heartbreakingly beautiful photo!


Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Half-Hour Art! —
For those of you who've never seen me draw live, here's a LiveStream video I recorded of my latest 30-minute art! Well, 40-minute. You get the idea!

Watch live streaming video from ultrafem at livestream.com


Sunday, May 1, 2011

Mistress Uhura —
I drew her in the Slave Leia costume a while back, so now she gets to kick ass! (You know you've wanted this all your life!)

I did this live for a customer last night. Took maybe 40 minutes. It all fell together real nice!