The Ultra Fem

New Computer! —
1pm! It's here! Watch for pictures!
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1:15pm - Okay, It's out of the box, and it's beautiful! I won't turn it on yet, though. I need to run do some other stuff. I'll be back!
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5:30pm (Already??) - Uploading pictures shortly! I've turned it on, and I'm installing / configuring stuff while I edit photos!

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7:30pm - Okay! Here's photos! (Guh! Uploading photos to Blogspot SUCKS!!!)

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The FedEx man gave me a black box with alien symbols all over it. When I opened it, another black box!

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This box was like a cardboard suitcase. It had a handle and huge gray eyes on top.

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When I opened it, another black box!

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This one was shallow, and it was resting on top of some packing. And underneath it? I think that's the computer!

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The shallow box had the power cord and some extras in it. Huge mouse pad, a baseball cap, some stickers.

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But forget that! HERE SHE IS!

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Cased in cloth! Classy!

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My first look at her! She's bright red! And has a soft feel to her! Not metal or plastic. I don't know what to call it.

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She also has a front grill I can only call "ANGRY."

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Fully open! She's BIG!

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The underside. Look at those huge speakers! They're Klipsch!

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And look closely... she has a name!

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Here she is on her first boot. The keyboard lit up all yellow.

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And so did the headlights! GRROWL!

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And now, after I've finished all the startup stuff. Here she is up and running... AND LOOKING AT ME!

I'll show more later! I wanted you guys to see her as soon as I did! She wouldn't be here without you all! She's as much yours as mine!

Oh! And I'll try to stream with her tonight if I get everything working!

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