Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Stay away from Hotel Transylvania


I had some time to kill while I was downtown yesterday, so I went to a nearby theater, and the next movie starting was Hotel Transylvania.

What a PATHETIC waste.

Thoughless, story-less, talentless, directionless… just sad, wasteful and PATHETIC.

Unoriginal, tired, devoid of effort, cynical, and NOT ONCE funny.

The first scene was entirely devoted to poop, piss and farts. The final scene had Dracula rapping. This shit would have been old 20 years ago.

I didn’t know who made this garbage until the end credits. If I’d had any idea it was Adam Sandler, I would have chosen to sit on a park bench for 2 hours. And shame on you, Genndy Tartakovsky. Shame.