Get Your 2013 Calendar!

Reposting my 2013 calendar advert!

Order your copy now!  http://lmhstudios.blogspot.com/2012/10/2013-calendar.html

And you know what? I've always made the calendar cover just a montage of the contents, but if somebody wants to sponsor a NEW DRAWING for the cover... LET ME KNOW!

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Star Trek: Lt. M'Ress

Here's another lost post from early 2012. And a popular one, too! It's the Catian crew member from Star Trek: The Animated Series. I've done a few drawings of M'Ress over the years. (But nobody's ever asked for poor old Lt. Arex.) If you've never seen the Star Trek cartoons, you should look them up. They are STRANGE!

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13th Warrior

I watched 13th Warrior last night. Really interesting film with a really poor ending. It looked like they didn't shoot enough footage, so they cobbled something together with whatever was on the cutting room floor, stretching it with slow-motion. What a shame.

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Be Supportive of Artists

I have a message for those who think livestream audiences are "brown-nosers."

As an artist who makes a living from livestreaming, I have to tell ya... if you come into my room and start telling me how to draw, YOU ARE BOOTED. IMMEDIATELY. You folks who think you need to tell ANY artist what she is doing wrong are presumptuous assholes. Critique that is not asked for is hateful and destructive. It tears people down. "Constructive criticism," my ass! Most artists are very insecure already, and they don't need YOU, a loudmouth not-artist, making them feel worse.

(Personally, I don't have a confidence problem. You say I'm doing it wrong? Here, take my pencil and finish it for me. Yeah, I didn't think so.)

On the other hand, any encouragement you can give is a very nice thing to do. Tell a kid what she's doing RIGHT for a change. In a world where getting by day-to-day can be a struggle, having a place to go where there's people happy to see you is a wonderful thing. Let it be. If you think that's silly, then FUCK OFF. You're not needed.

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Star Trek Pinball Bitches

Reposting more lost art from early 2012. This time, it's a set of custom drawings for a Star Trek pinball machine. It's Mirror-Universe Yeoman Rand and Lt. Uhura! Nude! Hee-hee!

Here's a link to the original machine. See if you can spot where these drawings will go!
http://www.ipdb.org/machine.cgi?gid=2356

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The sketch marathon last night got me as far as sketch #66. I'll keep it up till I reach #100.

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Milking Jessica Rabbit

One of my most popular pieces! From WAY back in 2009! I don't draw Jessica anymore because of my protest against Disney/Marvel, but she started my career. Jessica Rabbit in bondage was by far my most popular commission request for a long time.

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I reached sketch #58 tonight. I could have gone up to 60, but I'm too sleepy. I'll keep up the marathons till I reach #100!

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I’ll start up the sketch marathon later tonight.

Streaming Live Now!

https://secure.join.me/theultrafem

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I'll start up today's marathon later in the day, maybe in the evening. Shoulder is not feeling good right now.

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Sketch Marathon: Day 3!

Sketch Marathon: Day 3! $20 sketches all day!
https://secure.join.me/theultrafem

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100 Sketch Marathon! Day 2! Starting now! https://secure.join.me/theultrafem

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Okay folks! I am officially starting my 5-Day 100-Sketch Marathon!
$20 per sketch! Come on in!
https://secure.join.me/theultrafem

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100 Sketch Maraton!

I'll be starting my 5-day, 100 sketch marathon later today! The goal is to do 20 sketches a day through the 26th! Sketches will sell for $20 each!

I've got a new permanent address for the stream! Here it is!
https://join.me/theultrafem

Watch for a tweet when I start!

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Mass Effect Big-Boob Trio

Posting another lost drawing from early 2012. This time it's Miranda Lawson, redhead Shepard and Liara in their sunbathing suits!

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GQ Avengers

This is my submission to the Hawkeye Initiative from a few weeks ago. It's the most reblogged thing I've ever posted on Tumblr. The one place it has NOT been seen, however, is the Hawkeye Initiative. Funny how that works, huh?

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Sexy Smurfette

A commission drawing from 2011. I don't think I ever posted this one.

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Sapphire in Bondage

Reposting yet another lost drawing from early 2012! This is busty redhead superheroine Sapphire Blade, wrists and ankles shackled to an erotic spreader bar.

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2013 Calendar update!

The 2013 calendar pages are officially SOLD OUT!
You can reserve your AUTOGRAPHED copy of the calendar at this link!
http://lmhstudios.blogspot.com/2012/10/2013-calendar.html


(Boy, I need to get started on the art, don't I?!!)

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Naughty, Wet Betty

Reposting another lost drawing from early 2012. This time, it's a very horny Betty Cooper, looking for Archie. (But I'm sure Veronica will do in a pinch!)

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A Merry BIGGER-Boob Xmas!

Tell me when I've gone too far...

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Complete Lisa 2012.3 is for sale!

My latest art set is on the shelf! Order direct HERE!
Or visit the Ultra Fem Store!

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Pebbles Flintstone

Reposting more lost posts from early 2012. This time it's a super-busty Pebbles Flintstone! NOT my only Flintstones commission, but the only one I've posted!

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Nine Sci-Fi Lady Likenesses

Here's a compilation of celebrity faces I've drawn in recent live commissions! The full-color pieces will be available in my next Complete Lisa set, so watch for it!

There's Nichelle Nichols (Uhura), Bianca Beauchamp, Terry Farrell (Jadzia Dax), Lynda Carter (Wonder Woman), January Jones (Emma Frost), Gina Torres (Zoe Washburne), Amanda Tapping (Samantha Carter), Jewel Staite (Kaylee Frye) and Karen Gillan (Amy Pond).

The characters are from, respectively, Star Trek, Deep Space 9, X-Men, Firefly, Stargate and Doctor Who. (Had to get those keywords in!)

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Happy St. Patrick's Day! (LATE!)

Reposting another lost image from earlier this year. What a fun one!

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Merry Big-Boob Xmas!

A new drawing from last night's live stream. Watch for the link to tonight's show!

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I've become a huge fan of WITS!

It's a comedy radio show you oughtta listen to!

Episode 9: Maria Bamford and Brandi Carlile by Wits (APM)

 Here's the Wits Soundcloud page!

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No live stream tonight...

I was planning on doing more live-stream art tonight, but I'm still super tired, even after sleeping on and off all day. I'll catch up on some backlog art tonight at my leisure, then I'll be back tomorrow.

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PPG Blossom! All Growed Up!

Posting another lost piece from earlier this year! It's that redheaded Power Puff Girl! Blossom! As an adult!

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Sage and Rogue boobmashing!

Reposting another lost piece from January.  It's Sage and Rogue enjoying some nude lesbian boob-fun!
The full piece can be found in the Complete Lisa 2012, part 1 set. (It has Gambit in it!)

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Erin Esurance in bondage

Here's another repost from the lost archives. It's certainly my most popular Erin Esurance drawing!

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Red She-Hulk x Lana Kane

I'm reposting this popular piece from February. The original post was lost when Google took down my other blog. Anyway, IT'S LANA KANE!!!! YAY!

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Wonder Woman, for real!

I've drawn Wonder Woman many times, but I've NEVER drawn Lynda Carter until THIS bondage commission yesterday. Wow. Nobody comes close.

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Busty Naked Zelda!

My first ever Zelda commission!
THERE WILL BE A FUTA VERSION in my next Complete Lisa collection!
http://utrafemstore.tumblr.com/

I drew this last night during my live stream. Took about an hour.

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Thanksgiving 2012

I have to say I’m thankful for my fans and customers, whose generosity and patience have allowed me to create a successful mid-life career that involves little more than sitting at home on the internet.

Although it took years for my art to reach a level of quality that makes it all possible, and some of those years were almost penniless, I really do have it easy. (Now I just gotta tackle that backlog!)

THANKS, ALL!

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River Tam

It's Summer Glau in my first ever Firefly commission. I did it last night during my live stream. Spent about an hour and a half on it. Not sure I got it right...

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Barbarian Bondage

I drew this live commission a few days ago. The pose was inspired by a photo of Larissa Reis. The background turned out really nice.

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Calendar Preview!

Order your copy now! http://lmhstudios.blogspot.com/2012/10/2013-calendar.html

Princess Leia. Nude.

I've been protesting Disney/Marvel for some time now, so this may be my last Star Wars art. We'll see...

UPDATE: Yes it looks like it will be.

So visit my ONLINE STORE!
(There's lots of FREE STUFF!)

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B'Elanna Torres sketch

Starting off my next Star Trek commission.

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Vote Early!

I did my early voting today. There were a lot of people there, which is encouraging. When I early-voted 4 years ago, I was literally the only person in the place.

Despite the lines, it went quickly. They gave us huge paper ballots, but of course we had to feed them into the computer at the end, leaving us no record of our vote. I find that unsatisfying. I simply don't trust that my vote has been counted.

I voted against every Republican, against every amendment and FOR every judge. I traditionally vote to kick out every judge, but I do NOT want Rick Scott to appoint any judges!

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Uhura and Leia's Bikini: Good Combination!

I had this idea more than a year ago when a customer asked for a sketch of Uhura. I was thinking what unexpected costume I could put her in, and this happened. After posting the sketch, I looked around to see who else had done this, and it looked I WAS THE FIRST. Can it be??

So this weekend, the same customer came back and got the full-color treatment.

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Stay away from Hotel Transylvania

Pathetic.

I had some time to kill while I was downtown yesterday, so I went to a nearby theater, and the next movie starting was Hotel Transylvania.

What a PATHETIC waste.

Thoughless, story-less, talentless, directionless… just sad, wasteful and PATHETIC.

Unoriginal, tired, devoid of effort, cynical, and NOT ONCE funny.

The first scene was entirely devoted to poop, piss and farts. The final scene had Dracula rapping. This shit would have been old 20 years ago.

I didn’t know who made this garbage until the end credits. If I’d had any idea it was Adam Sandler, I would have chosen to sit on a park bench for 2 hours. And shame on you, Genndy Tartakovsky. Shame.

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2013 Calendar preview!

Order the calendar here! http://lmhstudios.blogspot.com/2012/10/2013-calendar.html

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"Cream" poses for us

Her name is "Cream." I've posted her before. Here she is again.

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Tasha Yar in bondage

Tasha Yar bound (and REALLY PISSED). One of my regulars has been on a Star Trek bondage kick this week. I drew this last night during my live session. We did Dr. Crusher and Counselor Troi earlier, and there will probably be more.

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Doronjo - Surprise Buttplug!

I've never seen this old-school anime (Yatterman), but my customers tell me this villain chick is worth seeing! (And that this situation is just the sort of thing she'd find herself in!)

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Cloe, with extras

I've drawn Cloe a few times, but I don't think I've ever posted her. I freehanded another really pretty face here. Yes, she has a tail. And she's usually in a cheerleader outfit.

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Adopt a page in the Ultra Fem 2013 Calendar!

Calendar is SOLD OUT! Thank you all!

12 drawings are available! Adopt one for $60!

This year, EVERY PAGE WILL FEATURE ULTRA FEM!
There will be a different theme or situation each month. I'll decide as I go!
Pick a month!

• January : SOLD! 
• February : SOLD!
• March : SOLD! 
• April : SOLD! 
• May : SOLD!
• June : SOLD!
• July : SOLD!
• August : SOLD!
• September : SOLD!
• October : SOLD!
• November : SOLD!
• December : SOLD!

Here's what you will get:

* A NUDE, high-res version of the art, which will not be published elsewhere 

* Your name on the calendar, and a link here on the site

* If you're an artist, maybe I can place something of yours in there!

To reserve a page or ask a question, CONTACT ME!
(Sorry, but a copy of the calendar will cost extra. They're just too expensive to give away.)

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Friend of mine just died a couple of hours ago. Her life in recent years was very difficult. Bedridden and unable to speak. I'm glad she's no longer suffering. She had many friends, and we all stayed in touch with her. I'm sad she's gone, but I also feel good about seeing someone go peacefully, knowing she was loved.

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Kasumi Goto Nude (almost)

Another one of those Mass Effect 3 ladies!

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She-male Samara

My customers still like these Mass Effect futas!

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3 New Sketches!

I’ve added THREE brand new sketches to the 50 Ultra Fems set! Buy it direct at this link!
http://lmhstudios.blogspot.com/2012/09/ultra-set.html

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50 Ultra Fems!

Buy it direct at this link!
http://lmhstudios.blogspot.com/2012/09/ultra-set.html

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50 Ultra Fems! A new image set!

Last week, I told my live viewers I would come up with an image set featuring every commission drawing I've ever done of Ultra Fem herself! Well, there aren't as many as I thought there were, but when I throw in all the wallpapers, some sketches, the calender art AND EVEN A FEW COMICS PAGES, there's a full set of 50 images!

I'll come up with an advert graphic later, but you hardcore fans can order the set NOW!
http://lmhstudios.blogspot.com/2012/09/ultra-set.html

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Huge-boob swimsuit pinup!

Here's a new piece I worked on tonight!

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50 Tentacles!

A new 50-drawing set for my online store!
These bits of hard-core tentacle art are taken from the last two years of my "Complete Lisa" collections! It's a good, inexpensive way for Ultra Fem newcomers to see what they're missing!

Order the set direct at THIS LINK!
http://lmhstudios.blogspot.com/2012/08/50-tents-collection.html

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Freddie Mercury. With laser eyes.

Freddie Mercury. With laser eyes. Last year, I did a series of cheap sketches, and one customer asked for… THIS. It’s part of a FREE set of 100 drawings, available only at my online store. Scroll all the way down to the bottom to find the FREE STUFF!
http://utrafemstore.tumblr.com/

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Rachel Aldana art!

Here's my tribute to Rachel Aldana, one of my model heroes! I love her look!

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Ultra Fem nude

My latest drawing of Ultra Fem. I drew it live for a customer last night.

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Commander Shepard with vibrator

Preview of a new Mass Effect 3 porno I'm working on. FemShep uses a vibrator on herself while she watches... SOMEBODY else!

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Naeve and her Popsicle

Yum! New drawing from last night!

Ultra Fem Double-Feature!

TWO new Ultra Fem sets! It’s a DOUBLE-FEATURE!

Buy them direct at these links:
http://lmhstudios.blogspot.com/2012/07/complete-lisa-2012-part-2.html
http://lmhstudios.blogspot.com/2012/07/50-collection-part-8.html

Or visit the Ultra Fem store!
http://utrafemstore.tumblr.com

Star Trek TNG Ladies —
Here's that Start Trek commission I've been talking about. It's Tasha Yar, Dr. Beverly Crusher and Counselor Deanna Troi in a classy lady-threesome.

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Hello all! —
I've been relaxing for the last 2 weeks, taking my time on some commissions from last year. Look for some Star Trek, X-Men and She-Hulk coming soon! And more Mass Effect, too! I'll get back into the swing of things soon. Probably some live streaming next week!

Meanwhile, I've released a set of FIFTY FREE SKETCHES for download! Half of them are stuff you've never seen! http://www.sendspace.com/file/yf1zx4

My latest THREESOME commission deal still has some slots open, so ask me about those! The DOUBLE PENETRATION deal is also still open!

And please consider buying images sets from MY ONLINE STORE! That's what help me more than anything else!

Thanks again for a great 2011, and I hope 2012 is looking as good for you as it for me (so far)!
*Lisa

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A Big THANK YOU! —
I want to take a moment to thank all of my fans and customers! This past year was successful because of you all! The summer was slow, and I started to worry, but the fall TOOK OFF! The past two weeks in particular have been quite a success! So 2012 is starting off on a promising note, which makes me happy!

I want to change things this year, make things BETTER. Better for me and the site. I don't know what that means yet, but I'll work on it!

THANKS AGAIN TO YOU ALL!

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Complete Lisa 2011, part 4 —

Here it is! The final set of 100 commission drawings from 2011!

BUY IT HERE!

The first half of 2011, I did 340 commission drawings. After that, it took me 6 months to complete another 100. I crashed pretty hard... but only in comparison to MYSELF, I guess! Even so, my completion rate wasn't good enough for a couple of people. That's life, I guess.

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