Customer Loyalty Award —
I've never mentioned it, but I've been planning to give a free commission to the customer who spent the most money on me this year. I don't even have to look at my records. I know who it is. He's got NO competition. I'll email him today!
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Thursday, December 30, 2010
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Monday, December 27, 2010
$35 Color Commissions! SOLD OUT! —
Only 5 slots this week, and your last chance at the $35 price!
As usual, add $25 for each additional character. CONTACT ME!
As usual, add $25 for each additional character. CONTACT ME!
- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz - DONE!
- Princess Heather with muscles - DONE!
- CANCELED
- CANCELED
- Blood Elf futa self-sucking - DONE!
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The 'Universe' Came?? —
I posted this on Twitter and Facebook, but I can't resist posting it here, too. WTF??
Apparently you can get an 11"x17" poster of this at MoviePosterShop. I... think I HAVE to...
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I posted this on Twitter and Facebook, but I can't resist posting it here, too. WTF??
Apparently you can get an 11"x17" poster of this at MoviePosterShop. I... think I HAVE to...
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Saturday, December 25, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Star Wars 1977 wallpaper -
A last minute gift for my visitors! This painting by Tom Jung was always my favorite Star Wars poster. By far the sexiest Leia art! I was reading about it just now, and it's believed to be the very FIRST Star Wars poster used to advertise the movie. How fitting! So I made a wallpaper!
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A last minute gift for my visitors! This painting by Tom Jung was always my favorite Star Wars poster. By far the sexiest Leia art! I was reading about it just now, and it's believed to be the very FIRST Star Wars poster used to advertise the movie. How fitting! So I made a wallpaper!
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Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Don't Be Evil! —
A certain new money processor I signed up with in hopes of improving my general situation just suspended my account and refunded every order they've handled for me, then they sent me an email saying they have NO OBLIGATION TO TELL ME WHY. The only good thing about this is it happened before my waiting period was over, so I hadn't withdrawn any payments yet. Only a handful of you had used the service, and most of you contacted me on your own immediately when you saw the mysterious refunds. MY CUSTOMERS RULE!
Meanwhile, I will be severing every tie I can with said provider. Which will be hard. They're EVERYWHERE.
I'm going to do things differently next year.
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A certain new money processor I signed up with in hopes of improving my general situation just suspended my account and refunded every order they've handled for me, then they sent me an email saying they have NO OBLIGATION TO TELL ME WHY. The only good thing about this is it happened before my waiting period was over, so I hadn't withdrawn any payments yet. Only a handful of you had used the service, and most of you contacted me on your own immediately when you saw the mysterious refunds. MY CUSTOMERS RULE!
Meanwhile, I will be severing every tie I can with said provider. Which will be hard. They're EVERYWHERE.
I'm going to do things differently next year.
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Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Latest Sketch —
I haven't finished anything new in DAYS! But here's what I'm working on right now.
It's a she-male Night Elf being forced to suck herself by a Succubus. That's every day around here.
This will be #285 for the year when it's done. That leaves me FIFTEEN to do in a week to hit my 300 mark! Yikes!
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I haven't finished anything new in DAYS! But here's what I'm working on right now.
It's a she-male Night Elf being forced to suck herself by a Succubus. That's every day around here.
This will be #285 for the year when it's done. That leaves me FIFTEEN to do in a week to hit my 300 mark! Yikes!
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Monday, December 20, 2010
Solutions? —
I've solved my Photoshop problem by uninstalling it and getting the latest version. It looks like it's friendlier to tablet users (no pen pressure setup necessary), but the tool menus look different, and I'll have to waste a lot of time rebuilding all my shortcuts and add-ons. At least I can draw! I simply could NOT get anything done with my curves coming out as triangles! You can imagine, I'm sure.
And about money... I've noticed that all of my sales are marked "complete" and NOT "pending." I re-read the notice I received from my provider, and it says my money "may" be held "up to" 21 days. So... is my money being held at all?? I'll find out!
UPDATE (a couple of hours later): Turns out NONE of my money was being held. WTF?? Then why the threatening notice?? I don't get it! But I've got my money, and I now have alternate forms of payment, which I should have set up long ago.
UPDATE (next day): Don't laugh at me! When I log on to my account, there's a huge yellow banner that TELLS ME my income is being held. I had to figure out for myself that it's a LIE!
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I've solved my Photoshop problem by uninstalling it and getting the latest version. It looks like it's friendlier to tablet users (no pen pressure setup necessary), but the tool menus look different, and I'll have to waste a lot of time rebuilding all my shortcuts and add-ons. At least I can draw! I simply could NOT get anything done with my curves coming out as triangles! You can imagine, I'm sure.
And about money... I've noticed that all of my sales are marked "complete" and NOT "pending." I re-read the notice I received from my provider, and it says my money "may" be held "up to" 21 days. So... is my money being held at all?? I'll find out!
UPDATE (a couple of hours later): Turns out NONE of my money was being held. WTF?? Then why the threatening notice?? I don't get it! But I've got my money, and I now have alternate forms of payment, which I should have set up long ago.
UPDATE (next day): Don't laugh at me! When I log on to my account, there's a huge yellow banner that TELLS ME my income is being held. I had to figure out for myself that it's a LIE!
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Sunday, December 19, 2010
Photoshop Troubles —
I desperately need to get things FINISHED, but all weekend I've been having problems with Photoshop, or rather my little laptop, not able to handle even basic drawing properly. Some of you have seen it happen in my live drawing sessions. I can't draw curved lines. They come out all squared off, with odd corners. I don't know why it does this only sometimes, but of course it ruins sketching.
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I desperately need to get things FINISHED, but all weekend I've been having problems with Photoshop, or rather my little laptop, not able to handle even basic drawing properly. Some of you have seen it happen in my live drawing sessions. I can't draw curved lines. They come out all squared off, with odd corners. I don't know why it does this only sometimes, but of course it ruins sketching.
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Saturday, December 18, 2010
Money Situation —
I have no idea what's going to come of all this nonsense. Money is coming in through a new provider, but most people still use the old. I have no access to money from either, though, because of waiting periods. New provider is already making threats, even though I haven't collected a dime. Doesn't feel good. No, sir!
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I have no idea what's going to come of all this nonsense. Money is coming in through a new provider, but most people still use the old. I have no access to money from either, though, because of waiting periods. New provider is already making threats, even though I haven't collected a dime. Doesn't feel good. No, sir!
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Friday, December 17, 2010
Owen the Horse —
I almost never get to draw men, so I appreciate the chance to do something like this.
This piece lent it self very well to step-by-step breakdown, so here's a bit of a glimpse at how I work.
This is one of two drawings I completed last night. Today is exactly 2 weeks from the last day of the year, so I MUST complete 2 a day for the next several days if I'm going to reach 300!
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I almost never get to draw men, so I appreciate the chance to do something like this.
This piece lent it self very well to step-by-step breakdown, so here's a bit of a glimpse at how I work.
This is one of two drawings I completed last night. Today is exactly 2 weeks from the last day of the year, so I MUST complete 2 a day for the next several days if I'm going to reach 300!
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Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Angela Ryan was here! —
One of the happy things about being in a house in the city is that everybody comes to see me! Those of you who follow me are sure to have noticed that, since I moved here, there's been a lot more photos! And there'll be more! So anyway, Angela was here yesterday, and I took the opportunity to make my first ever video shoot! She was very happy and helpful! Some day I'll edit the stuff and put it in my store!
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One of the happy things about being in a house in the city is that everybody comes to see me! Those of you who follow me are sure to have noticed that, since I moved here, there's been a lot more photos! And there'll be more! So anyway, Angela was here yesterday, and I took the opportunity to make my first ever video shoot! She was very happy and helpful! Some day I'll edit the stuff and put it in my store!
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Monday, December 13, 2010
Princess Heather and her Enchanted Hands —
My latest commission art! This was fun! Check out Bloomin' Faeries to see more of Heather!
Life goes on, despite my banking problems. At least I enjoy my work!
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My latest commission art! This was fun! Check out Bloomin' Faeries to see more of Heather!
Life goes on, despite my banking problems. At least I enjoy my work!
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Sunday, December 12, 2010
Dumb Customers —
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I don't need difficult customers! Whether the difficulty arises from evil or stupidity makes no difference. I don't need them, and I won't tolerate them.
Get this. Tonight, my card is declined at the store, when I know I have enough. I get home to find a payment dispute in my inbox, from a customer who only just order a package TODAY. I log on, expecting to see that he's just an impatient dick, but instead... I can hardly believe this... he has no dispute at all! The message attached to the dispute said, "Hey, my email is down. I can't respond to your message."
WHAT! THE! FUCK!!!
What can I say about this?? It speaks for itself!
You're GONE, dude. You're getting your money back. I don't want your business.
My advice to EVERYONE: Difficult customers are NOT worth it. You should choose to go without FOOD rather than put up with crazy customers.
UPDATE (an hour-and-a-half later): Okay, this just went from a stupid idiot causing a minor problem to a TOTAL SHUT-DOWN of my business. Because of your stupidity, you fucking moron, ALL of my deposits will be held for 21 days unless or until my provider decides otherwise. And all for NO REASON.
FUCK. YOU.
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I don't need difficult customers! Whether the difficulty arises from evil or stupidity makes no difference. I don't need them, and I won't tolerate them.
Get this. Tonight, my card is declined at the store, when I know I have enough. I get home to find a payment dispute in my inbox, from a customer who only just order a package TODAY. I log on, expecting to see that he's just an impatient dick, but instead... I can hardly believe this... he has no dispute at all! The message attached to the dispute said, "Hey, my email is down. I can't respond to your message."
WHAT! THE! FUCK!!!
What can I say about this?? It speaks for itself!
You're GONE, dude. You're getting your money back. I don't want your business.
My advice to EVERYONE: Difficult customers are NOT worth it. You should choose to go without FOOD rather than put up with crazy customers.
UPDATE (an hour-and-a-half later): Okay, this just went from a stupid idiot causing a minor problem to a TOTAL SHUT-DOWN of my business. Because of your stupidity, you fucking moron, ALL of my deposits will be held for 21 days unless or until my provider decides otherwise. And all for NO REASON.
FUCK. YOU.
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Friday, December 10, 2010
Thursday, December 9, 2010
$35 Color Commissions! SOLD OUT! —
For the rest of the year, I'm going back to last year's commission price! $35 for one character (+$25 each additional character.) CONTACT ME!
- Princess Heather - DONE! - Link
- Kory and Sylvina wedding night, part 1 - DONE!
- futa Tinker Bell and a fairy friend - DONE! - Link
- Princess Heather's uncontrollable orgasm - DONE!
- Nurse Alexandra 2 - DONE!
- Nurse Alexandra spanks a colleague - DONE!
- Jen the foxy redhead - DONE!
- Kitana and futa Frost - DONE!
- Thunderhorse and Xulltana - DONE!
- Sex with Power Girl - DONE!
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Tomiko and Orias —
I was paid a visit this afternoon by Tomiko and Orias Bastet, who spent several hours playing with my stuff and damaging my plants.
Tomiko wore an awesome custom-made leotard she calls "Goldflash!" It was fun seeing them! And Tomiko dropped this on the floor.
I was paid a visit this afternoon by Tomiko and Orias Bastet, who spent several hours playing with my stuff and damaging my plants.
Tomiko wore an awesome custom-made leotard she calls "Goldflash!" It was fun seeing them! And Tomiko dropped this on the floor.
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Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Dwarf Warrior —
I've done plenty of Warcraft art, but I think this is my first dwarf. Isn't she just too cute?!! There's a full-color version HERE.
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I've done plenty of Warcraft art, but I think this is my first dwarf. Isn't she just too cute?!! There's a full-color version HERE.
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Saturday, December 4, 2010
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Cyber Blue vs. The World —
Here's my latest large commission! Cyber Blue is the "heroine" (if you can call her that) of an upcoming web site. This is actually the third drawing I've done of her, each one showing her unconscious and at the mercy of some horrible reject from Ultraman. There'll be more, I'm sure!
For those of you who are sticklers, NO the monster is not real. I cobbled it together from bits of Japanese TV and movie monsters. There's elements of Gigan, Megalon, Baltan Seijin and others in there.
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Here's my latest large commission! Cyber Blue is the "heroine" (if you can call her that) of an upcoming web site. This is actually the third drawing I've done of her, each one showing her unconscious and at the mercy of some horrible reject from Ultraman. There'll be more, I'm sure!
For those of you who are sticklers, NO the monster is not real. I cobbled it together from bits of Japanese TV and movie monsters. There's elements of Gigan, Megalon, Baltan Seijin and others in there.
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Red Hot Riding Hood —
Far many years, I've wanted to re-imagine Tex Avery's 'Red Hot Riding Hood' in my own overdeveloped Ultra Fem style. I've never taken the time to sit down and do it. I certainly don't have the time for it now, but I did this hot sketch this week.
It's inspired by this screen cap from 'Little Rural Riding Hood,' which I think is the funniest of the Red Hot cartoons, and the only one where this amazing still appears.
Red is usually attributed to Tex Avery, and of course he did direct the cartoons, but her designer and animator was the amazing Preston Blair. All my life, I've thought Blair was also the designer of Tinker Bell and the sexy centaur girls in Fantasia, but I was wrong on both counts. Turns out Marc Davis created Tinker Bell (who easily belongs in the world's sexiest toons category). The Fantasia beauties were handled by a whole staff of cartoonists, including, interestingly enough, Walt Kelly.
What I ultimately plan is a series of three posters, a triptych, featuring Jessica Rabbit, Red Hot Riding Hood and a third sexy character, which I've never been able to decide on. Holli Wood is the best contender.
After that, I want to create a whole series of Jessica Rabbit portraits, in which she wears the costumes of other cartoon girls, starting with Pebbles Flintstone, Judy Jetson and Daphne Blake. Then maybe Jan from Space Ghost. Can you dig it?
Oh! And Penelope Pitstop! Then Josie! What am I thinking!
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Far many years, I've wanted to re-imagine Tex Avery's 'Red Hot Riding Hood' in my own overdeveloped Ultra Fem style. I've never taken the time to sit down and do it. I certainly don't have the time for it now, but I did this hot sketch this week.
It's inspired by this screen cap from 'Little Rural Riding Hood,' which I think is the funniest of the Red Hot cartoons, and the only one where this amazing still appears.
Red is usually attributed to Tex Avery, and of course he did direct the cartoons, but her designer and animator was the amazing Preston Blair. All my life, I've thought Blair was also the designer of Tinker Bell and the sexy centaur girls in Fantasia, but I was wrong on both counts. Turns out Marc Davis created Tinker Bell (who easily belongs in the world's sexiest toons category). The Fantasia beauties were handled by a whole staff of cartoonists, including, interestingly enough, Walt Kelly.
What I ultimately plan is a series of three posters, a triptych, featuring Jessica Rabbit, Red Hot Riding Hood and a third sexy character, which I've never been able to decide on. Holli Wood is the best contender.
After that, I want to create a whole series of Jessica Rabbit portraits, in which she wears the costumes of other cartoon girls, starting with Pebbles Flintstone, Judy Jetson and Daphne Blake. Then maybe Jan from Space Ghost. Can you dig it?
Oh! And Penelope Pitstop! Then Josie! What am I thinking!
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Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Computer Fund —
Feeling much better today. I'll definitely get online and draw tonight! Dentist made a quick patch on my broke tooth and charged almost nothing. I'm good for the time being, but there WILL be dental bills in the future. (Horrors!)I didn't want to do this fund-raising thing again, but I don't see any way around it. Back in October, I thought I was doing well enough to move back to Tampa AND replace my stolen computer, but the move has cost a LOT more than I expected. I mean TONS MORE! So there hasn't been any computer money, and it's making me crazy! This laptop saved my life, as far as work goes. I mean, I wouldn't be able to work at all if I hadn't had the foresight to buy it as a travel backup. But it was never meant to be a daily work machine, and I'm feeling it.
I've opened this fund-raiser for $800 total, and it will run until the goal is reached. I'll add whatever I can save to it, and get the best computer I can at that time.
A "pre-thank" to all my fans and customers!
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BAD TV —
A list of links to bad old TV shows. No, really! Bad! As in "not good!" If you're nostalgic about these, it's because you were a kid when they were on. That's the only reason I can imagine...
(I want to be clear. I'm not making a TRIBUTE to these awful shows. I am MOCKING THEM!)
A list of links to bad old TV shows. No, really! Bad! As in "not good!" If you're nostalgic about these, it's because you were a kid when they were on. That's the only reason I can imagine...
(I want to be clear. I'm not making a TRIBUTE to these awful shows. I am MOCKING THEM!)
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