Monday, November 30, 2009

Sponsor an Ultra Fem page! —

The weekly commissions I've been offering since October '09 have been very successful, and they continue to sell, for which I am very grateful to my customers! For the most part, I've been able to keep up the pace, producing complete commissions every day, PLUS working on the larger, more expensive commissions, AND trying to relaunch the as-yet-unseen Ultra Fem series.

I need to make more time for Ultra Fem, so I'm offering "Page Sponsorships" to be used in lieu of commission slots.

Here's the deal:
$40 will buy FULL-SIZE, customized Photoshop page art,
       PLUS a copy of the final flash-book comic,
       AND a dedication in the credits (if you want it)
(The page will be whichever I need to work on at the time, and may not contain any adult material. Pages cannot be reserved in advance.)

The past few months of super-fast-paced art have been a serious learning experience! I've gotten much faster and more efficient, and I've developed a lot of helpful techniques. In recent weeks, people have become interested in the world of Ultra Fem, even though they haven't seen any of her stories! I'm even getting paid commissions featuring my characters!

So, THANK YOU for your support, and I hope you'll order a sponsorship or a commission!

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Night Mistress and The Scratch playtime —
I got this great commission request more than a week ago, the first time anyone has paid me to draw my own characters. It's supposed to be one of my inexpensive "quickies," but I couldn't stop adding to it. I really overdid it. It's supposed to be a "shower scene," but I had to stop or it would never be finished. So, you'll just have to imagine the water cascading over them. Or not. It works either way!

The original request was for Ultra Fem and Night Mistress, but I turned that down. NM and Ultra do NOT have that kind of relationship, and I reserve the right to explore that dynamic in the future of my series (if I can ever get it off the ground). NM and Scratch, on the other hand... well, this is just a Saturday night for them! But before you get the idea that NM is always the top in this relationship, keep in mind that Scratch is a dom, too...

This turned into a real learning experience for me. It made me draw these characters in ways I hadn't drawn them before, and I needed to do it. Night Mistress was surprisingly difficult in this piece, even though she's not doing much. She needed subtlety. I'm happy with the way she came out. So, THANK YOU to my new customer!

On a coincidental note, this week I got a commission request for Ultra Fem and The Pinnacle! I put it in the "long term" commission list, 'cause I know I'll want to linger over it!
Buffalo Bob was a Dick! —
Bob Smith, the creator of Howdy Doody, was always a dick, and you can tell when you watch any of the old HD rerun films. I mean, it's kind of obvious to any adult. You're like, "Wow, that guy's a dick." But you wanna know just how much of a dick he really was? Look at this -


Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Wonder Woman and Big Barda —
Interesting and fun new commission I just finished! This is the first time I've been asked to draw Big Barda, and only the second time for WW. I find her VERY hard to draw, for some reason. I couldn't get her face right, so I asked permission and used a photo of Diana Knight as a reference. Diana makes such hot faces!

Oh, and I forgot to mention my other references: Frank Cho, Steve Rude, Bruce Timm and of course JACK KIRBY.
$30 Color Commissions this week! —
UPDATE: I'm going to cut this week's commissions off at SIX. I need to catch up, especially after not drawing ANYTHING yesterday.
These will be flat-color commissions, which I should be able to do quicker. "Flat-color" means no shadow work.

$30 for 1 character. Add $20 for a second character. CONTACT ME!
I'll go the FULL-COLOR route for an extra $10. (Sorry, no order form this week.)

  1. Demon Pumyra - DONE! - Link
  2. She-Hulk bound - DONE!
  3. Men wrestling - DONE!
  4. Santa Vook - DONE!
  5. Isabelle - DONE! - Link
  6. Judy Black - DONE! - Link

Monday, November 23, 2009

Fight Me! —
New feature on the Ultra Fem site! Each of the major Ultra Fem characters now have a "FIGHT ME" link on their Ultimate Guide pages. Click the button and you can create your own MyBrute fighter to challenge them! If you don't know about MyBrute, you're in for a treat! You DO want to play MyBrute, you just don't know it yet!

Sunday, November 22, 2009

The New-American Centurion —

Once again... I spent time on this today instead of OTHER stuff I need to do. But, as before, the spirit came upon me, and I had to hammer this out!

THIS wonderful lady is another one of my original characters from 2005, re-imagined for 2009. FIRST OF ALL, I want to make this clear: her name is NOT American Centurion - - it is 'NEW American Centurion!' That distinction is important. For her new incarnation, I've hyphenated the phrase 'New-American' to make it more clear. (If you don't know the significance of the phrase 'New American Century,' look it up. It will tell you EVERYTHING you need to know about her.)

Centurion was the fifth lady I invented, obviously inspired by the Captain America archetype. Actually, she was more influenced by American Dream, but it's kind of the same thing. After sketching her up, though, I decided that I really didn't want a flag-waving patriot on the team. This was 2005, remember, the depths of the Bush years. I have a serious distaste for patriots, and I knew Ultra Fem would, too. (This is why she's named what she's named!)

THEN, I had a brilliant idea! Well, I thought it was brilliant, anyway. I would take these last two characters and make them FORMER members of the team. They would be founding members who couldn't get along with Ultra. When the series begins, they are already gone, and much of the storyline would be about Ultra struggling to rebuild a workable team. SEE?!

So anyway, Centurion and this OTHER lady (who I'll get to later) were strong leader-types just like Ultra, and they had BAD personality clashes. (Wait till you see! LOL!) So, they are gone, and the Martian and Big Girl are the replacements. And that's where things lie as episode 1 opens...

Saturday, November 21, 2009

The Pinnacle — 
And now for something completely different...

I hadn't planned on working on this guy for a while, but the inspiration came, so I did this sketch yesterday... It's The Pinnacle! In Ultra Fem's universe, he's the world's first and still-greatest superhero, yadda-yadda-yadda. Casual visitors to this site might get the idea that "The Ultra Fem Universe" is some kind of role-reversed, fem-dom fantasy world, but no. Ultra Fem is NOT "The Superman" of her world. There's a guy for that.

I first created him back in 2005 to fill the Superman role in Ultra's world, and to give her a male love interest. Or SEX interest, I should say. I wanted him to be obviously the world's-greatest-hero, but I didn't want him to look like Superman. I made him stouter, more mature, gave him a wrestling champion belt, and put that asshole mustache on him. You know what I mean!

The obvious model for The Pinnacle would seem to be Omni-Man from the Invincible series, but that's not what I was thinking when I created his look. Actually, I was thinking of every sleeze gymnastics coach I've ever seen! You KNOW they see themselves this way?? LOL

So, everything about this guy is designed to shout "arrogant prick." Even his name.

Actually, he's a good guy... the BEST guy, and he knows it. Ultra has a great deal of lust and affection for him, and vice versa, as you'll see when I (someday) get the series going.

Friday, November 20, 2009

$35 Color Commissions SOLD OUT —
That's it for this week! New list Monday!
  1. Divebomb - DONE! - Link
  2. Succubus Futa + slave - DONE! - Link
  3. Felicia Futa + slave - DONE!
  4. Bound Draenei futa - DONE!
  5. Night Mistress and The Scratch! - DONE! - Link
  6. Succubus slave torture - DONE!
  7. Stripper Jessica - DONE!
  8. Lilith vs. Kim Possible - DONE! - Link
  9. Wonder Woman and Big Barda MILKED - DONE! - Link
  10. Bound Futa Blood Elf - DONE!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

I've been tricked! —
A new customer ordered a commission of Night Mistress and The Scratch playing in the shower. First time I've had an order for my own characters! As an understandable consequence, I'm spending too much time on it, and she'll get a MUCH more detailed piece than normal. I'm wondering if she PLANNED it?! That conniving little...

Anyway, I only got one new commission done during the night. (I ended up sleeping almost all night. Imagine that!) It's a commission that should have been completed last week (here it is, by the way). That leaves three for this week to finish.

FOUR are still available for this week!


Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Kabuki Wrestler Banana —
Look at this AWESOME sticker that was on a banana I bought today! Is it some kind of Kabuki thing? Or a Mexican Wrestler?? Or BOTH??? I am in AWE!


Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Iran = Asshole of the Universe
Remember that story that made me mad? Well, it's made me even MADDER!


Saturday, November 14, 2009

$40 Commissions CLOSED for this week —
I'll start a new list Monday!
  1.  Evil Felicia + slave - DONE!
  2.  Evil Felicia forced deepthroat - DONE! - Link1 - Link2
  3.  Lady Death vs. Purgy - DONE! - Link
  4.  Kim Possible - DONE! - Link
  5.  Bound Blood Elf futa - DONE!
  6.  Evil Felicia tortures slave - DONE! - Link1 - Link2
  7.  Aurlena - DONE!
  8.  Emerald Ellie 2 - DONE! - Link

Friday, November 13, 2009

Kim Possible & her shiny crotch! —

A commission I did last night. My first KP commission (that I've completed, anyway)! I've not had a request for KP before, but I have tried sketching her, and I have to say I find her very difficult. She's very simple in design, but you have to be precise! Her face and hair are essential, and they have to be done right, or it'll look like bad fan art. I think I did well!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Scratch art! —

I commissioned a drawing from PeachesMcGee and I told her to draw whatever she felt like. And she came up with this crazy portrait of The Scratch! LOL! NOT what I expected! I even like the background! (When you visit her gallery, be sure to check out her hilarious water bears!)
Iran = World's Biggest Pricks
This story made me so mad! Madder than I've been in a long time!
AP: Iran condemns Oxford for honoring slain protester


Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Ultra Fem Five playlists! —
I spent a stupid amount of time over the weekend putting together live playlists for my main characters. I've always had "favorite music" lists in mind for my girls because I think it's a very effective way to give personality to a character. I tried creating radio widgets in the past, but it didn't work for one reason or another.

THIS TIME, though, I found a service called that works really well!

SO! Most of my team now have radio stations you can listen to from their Ultimate Guide pages!!
Or use these direct links!
Glenn Beck publicly shamed —
I liked this story so much, I wanted to pass it along.

   Fox News personality Glenn Beck has lost a battle for a Web domain which jokingly asked whether he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

   Isaac Eiland-Hall, the satirist behind, thanked the pundit for his "assistance" in helping spread the rhetorical meme. Beck had filed a dispute with the World Intellectual Property Organization to gain control of the domain.
   Following his victory, the Web site's creator voluntarily turned the domain over to Beck and published an open letter publicly shaming the host for assaulting the First Amendment.



Tuesday, November 10, 2009

— The ULTRA FEM 2010 Calendar! —

Featuring FIVE NEW DRAWINGS that will appear NO PLACE ELSE!
Every copy AUTOGRAPHED by Lisa!

Special Edition sale ENDS DEC 7!
After that, there will be NO MORE!
==>  ORDER HERE   <==

Regular edition available soon!

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Martian Manhater by SqueedgeMonster

A groovy artist named SqueedgeMonster made this AWESOME HOT drawing of my 'hideous kinky' alien! (Yes, I think I'll adopt that dumb movie title.) I let her pick which UF character she wanted to draw, and somehow I knew she'd go for the Martian! And she got it exactly right! It even has that aged-dime-novel-texture and strangely-colored-abstract-watercolor look to it, just like a real Edgar Rice Burroughs book! I love it!


Saturday, November 7, 2009

Friday, November 6, 2009

$40 color commissions: CLOSED for this week! —
New list will open Monday!
  1. Nurse Purgy vs. Dr. Dainichi - DONE! - Link
  2. She-Males: Felica vs. Bloof Elf - DONE!
  3. She-Male Succubus + man - DONE! - Link
  4. She-Male Felicia: milking machine - DONE!
  5. Bound Draenei girls - DONE!
  6. Evil She-Male Felicia - DONE!
  7. Emerald Elly - DONE! - Link
  8. Nega-Koopa triumphant - DONE!  - Link
  9. Evil Felicia + slave - DONE!

Ultra Fem art by Emmy! —

I commissioned this cute art from Emmy this week! You can see more of her work at these links!


Thursday, November 5, 2009

Ultra Banners! —

I hung my convention banners on the wall to let them air out and uncurl, and they take up the whole wall! I like this superheroine-theme-decor. I think I'll keep it. It's funny, though... I only made these a few months ago, and I already consider the art outdated.


Wednesday, November 4, 2009


I was chatting with some other artists about Big Girl, and I made a typo.
BOG GIRL was born!

We all agreed, she sounded SO much more interesting! We decided Bog Girl would be community-owned! Anybody can draw her, use her in their comics, redesign her, whatever! What does YOUR Bog Girl look like? I want to see!


Tuesday, November 3, 2009

New Wallpaper & Calendar! —

This is Big Girl's month! And there's more coming!

Ultimate Guide to the Ultimate Female Super-Team

updated Jan 2014

"Ultra Fem" started out as an adult web series back in 2005. It featured the characters seen here. Only 3 issues were produced, and #3 was never finished. In 2009, my plan was to revive the series and remake the first few stories, but there has been little interest. BACK ISSUES of the original series ARE available at the Ultra Fem store.

Ultra Fem
Night MistressThe ScratchMartian ManhaterBig Girl
Click an image to go your favorite team member's page!



Monday, November 2, 2009

The Ultimate Guide to NIGHT MISTRESS

Height: 5’11”
Age: late 20s
Sexuality: Bi, Dominant
Sidekick: Batboy

• Intense combat training         • High intelligence
• Weapons mastery                    • Unbeatable resourcefulness

• Human

• Solo adventurer, worked alone for many years
• Known for using fear and sexual arousal to distract and defeat enemies
• Seemingly unlimited sources of high-tech equipment are unknown
• Partnered professionally with The Scratch for several years
• Sexual relationship with The Scratch is public knowledge, they consider themselves "married"
• Joined original lineup of Ultra Fem Five, along with The Scratch, at personal invitation of Ultra Fem
• Widely regarded as "second-in-command" of the team

For more Night Mistress art CLICK HERE


NM's favorite music:


The Ultimate Guide to The SCRATCH

Height: 5’4”
Age: late 20s
Sexuality: Lesbian, Dominant
Sidekick: Cattail

• Near-superhuman strength
• Near-invulnerability
• Super healing
• Enhanced senses
• Berserker rage
• Intense combat training

• Mutant

• Solo adventurer, worked in secret
   for many years
• Became publicly known upon
   partnership with Night Mistress
• Sexual relationship with NM is
  public knowledge, they consider
  themselves married
• Very much opposed to NM's adoption
  of Batboy as a sidekick, adopted
  Cattail in response
• Joined the original lineup of the
  Ultra Fem Five, along with NM, at
  personal invitation of Ultra Fem
• Does NOT get along with Big Girl

For more Scratch art CLICK HERE


The Scratch's favorite music:


Sunday, November 1, 2009

The Ultimate Guide to BIG GIRL

Height: 6’4”
Age: early 20s
Sexuality: Straight, Switch

• Exponential growth, up to 50ft
• Proportionate strength

• Mutant

• Successful professional
   fashion model
• A late bloomer, forced to leave
  modeling when she became
   too curvy
• With no job prospects, went
   public with growth powers
• Personally invited by Ultra Fem to
  join the Ultra Fem Five after the
  original team lineup fell apart
• As of recruitment into the UFF,
  had no combat experience, leading
  to much media speculation

For more Big Girl art CLICK HERE


Big Girls' favorite music:

New Character Ideas! —

I had the idea for Extra Virgin a couple of years ago, but I never drew a sketch until now. Nymph O'Maniac is a brand new idea! I've been busy today!

The Ultimate Guide to The Martian Manhater

aka J'izz J'onzon

• Shape-shifting             • Flight
• Super strength            • Suspected telepathy
• Invulnerability            • Enhanced/unknown senses
• Color camouflage

• Unknown
• It is generally agreed that she is NOT from Mars
• It is likewise generally agreed that "she" is not an accurate pronoun,
   as her true form is unknown

• First documented sightings on Earth in the mid-1990s
• Independent and unpredictable operator having occasional brief
   alliances/altercations with Earth heroes and villains
• Personally invited by Ultra Fem to join the Ultra Fem Five
   after the original team lineup fell apart
• None of her teammates have been able to persuade her to wear clothes
• Most humans are stricken with horror at sight of her, but since joining the UFF,
   she has developed a community of strangely devoted fans

For more Martian Manhater art CLICK HERE