Thursday, December 30, 2010

Customer Loyalty Award —
I've never mentioned it, but I've been planning to give a free commission to the customer who spent the most money on me this year. I don't even have to look at my records. I know who it is. He's got NO competition. I'll email him today!

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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Breastfeeding Kittens —
Is it just me? Or does this 1940 MGM cartoon start to get weirdly sexual at about 4:30...




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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

2011 Calendar —
I spent a little time putting together 12 of my favorite big-boob drawings from this year into a new calendar. I did this for myself, but any of you can buy a copy.

Zazzle makes good print products. I can vouch for them.

BUY IT HERE

Last year's calendar is STILL AVAILABLE, too.

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Monday, December 27, 2010

$35 Color Commissions! SOLD OUT! —
Only 5 slots this week, and your last chance at the $35 price!
As usual, add $25 for each additional character. CONTACT ME!
  1.  Vanessa Doofenshmirtz  - DONE!
  2.  Princess Heather with muscles - DONE!
  3.  CANCELED
  4.  CANCELED
  5.  Blood Elf futa self-sucking - DONE!
Questions? Look at MY RULES.

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The 'Universe' Came?? —
I posted this on Twitter and Facebook, but I can't resist posting it here, too. WTF??

Apparently you can get an 11"x17" poster of this at MoviePosterShop. I... think I HAVE to...

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Saturday, December 25, 2010

Demon DP for Christmas! —
An early X-mas morning preview of what I worked on last night!


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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Star Wars 1977 wallpaper -
A last minute gift for my visitors! This painting by Tom Jung was always my favorite Star Wars poster. By far the sexiest Leia art! I was reading about it just now, and it's believed to be the very FIRST Star Wars poster used to advertise the movie. How fitting! So I made a wallpaper!


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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Don't Be Evil! —
A certain new money processor I signed up with in hopes of improving my general situation just suspended my account and refunded every order they've handled for me, then they sent me an email saying they have NO OBLIGATION TO TELL ME WHY. The only good thing about this is it happened before my waiting period was over, so I hadn't withdrawn any payments yet. Only a handful of you had used the service, and most of you contacted me on your own immediately when you saw the mysterious refunds. MY CUSTOMERS RULE!

Meanwhile, I will be severing every tie I can with said provider. Which will be hard. They're EVERYWHERE.

I'm going to do things differently next year.

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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Latest Sketch —
I haven't finished anything new in DAYS! But here's what I'm working on right now.


It's a she-male Night Elf being forced to suck herself by a Succubus. That's every day around here.
This will be #285 for the year when it's done. That leaves me FIFTEEN to do in a week to hit my 300 mark! Yikes!

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Solstice Lunar Eclipse —
My cheap little digital Olympus actually caught some cool and eerie photos of the eclipse!


Posted while the moon was still dark!

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Monday, December 20, 2010

Solutions? —
I've solved my Photoshop problem by uninstalling it and getting the latest version. It looks like it's friendlier to tablet users (no pen pressure setup necessary), but the tool menus look different, and I'll have to waste a lot of time rebuilding all my shortcuts and add-ons. At least I can draw! I simply could NOT get anything done with my curves coming out as triangles! You can imagine, I'm sure.

And about money... I've noticed that all of my sales are marked "complete" and NOT "pending." I re-read the notice I received from my provider, and it says my money "may" be held "up to" 21 days. So... is my money being held at all?? I'll find out!

UPDATE (a couple of hours later): Turns out NONE of my money was being held. WTF?? Then why the threatening notice?? I don't get it! But I've got my money, and I now have alternate forms of payment, which I should have set up long ago.

UPDATE (next day): Don't laugh at me! When I log on to my account, there's a huge yellow banner that TELLS ME my income is being held. I had to figure out for myself that it's a LIE!

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I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas —
I'm not a big fan of holiday songs, especially Christmas songs, but when I DO find one I like, it's pretty much always COMEDY.


Last year, I posted a good one, too!

Oh, and I made this with an insanely convenient online tool called MP32U!

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Sunday, December 19, 2010

Photoshop Troubles —
I desperately need to get things FINISHED, but all weekend I've been having problems with Photoshop, or rather my little laptop, not able to handle even basic drawing properly. Some of you have seen it happen in my live drawing sessions. I can't draw curved lines. They come out all squared off, with odd corners. I don't know why it does this only sometimes, but of course it ruins sketching.

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Saturday, December 18, 2010

Muscle Lesbians —
This is what I'm working on right now!

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Money Situation —
I have no idea what's going to come of all this nonsense. Money is coming in through a new provider, but most people still use the old. I have no access to money from either, though, because of waiting periods. New provider is already making threats, even though I haven't collected a dime. Doesn't feel good. No, sir!

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Friday, December 17, 2010

Owen the Horse —
I almost never get to draw men, so I appreciate the chance to do something like this.

This piece lent it self very well to step-by-step breakdown, so here's a bit of a glimpse at how I work.

This is one of two drawings I completed last night. Today is exactly 2 weeks from the last day of the year, so I MUST complete 2 a day for the next several days if I'm going to reach 300!

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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Angela Ryan was here! —
One of the happy things about being in a house in the city is that everybody comes to see me! Those of you who follow me are sure to have noticed that, since I moved here, there's been a lot more photos! And there'll be more! So anyway, Angela was here yesterday, and I took the opportunity to make my first ever video shoot! She was very happy and helpful! Some day I'll edit the stuff and put it in my store!

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New Payment Methods —
I've added new payment options to most of my store items. I'll add more as I can!

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Monday, December 13, 2010

Princess Heather and her Enchanted Hands —
My latest commission art! This was fun! Check out Bloomin' Faeries to see more of Heather!

Life goes on, despite my banking problems. At least I enjoy my work!

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Sunday, December 12, 2010

Dumb Customers —
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I don't need difficult customers! Whether the difficulty arises from evil or stupidity makes no difference. I don't need them, and I won't tolerate them.

Get this. Tonight, my card is declined at the store, when I know I have enough. I get home to find a payment dispute in my inbox, from a customer who only just order a package TODAY. I log on, expecting to see that he's just an impatient dick, but instead... I can hardly believe this... he has no dispute at all! The message attached to the dispute said, "Hey, my email is down. I can't respond to your message."

WHAT! THE! FUCK!!!

What can I say about this?? It speaks for itself!

You're GONE, dude. You're getting your money back. I don't want your business.

My advice to EVERYONE: Difficult customers are NOT worth it. You should choose to go without FOOD rather than put up with crazy customers.

UPDATE (an hour-and-a-half later): Okay, this just went from a stupid idiot causing a minor problem to a TOTAL SHUT-DOWN of my business. Because of your stupidity, you fucking moron, ALL of my deposits will be held for 21 days unless or until my provider decides otherwise. And all for NO REASON.
FUCK. YOU.

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Friday, December 10, 2010

Star Wars chick —
Time for a girl who's NOT Warcraft. And NOT blue.

Her name is Shaak-Ti, in case you didn't know. I've drawn her a few times. Star Wars porn fans seem to like her.

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Thursday, December 9, 2010

$35 Color Commissions! SOLD OUT! —
For the rest of the year, I'm going back to last year's commission price! $35 for one character (+$25 each additional character.) CONTACT ME!
  1. Princess Heather - DONE! - Link
  2. Kory and Sylvina wedding night, part 1 - DONE!
  3. futa Tinker Bell and a fairy friend - DONE! - Link
  4. Princess Heather's uncontrollable orgasm - DONE!
  5. Nurse Alexandra 2 - DONE!
  6. Nurse Alexandra spanks a colleague - DONE!
  7. Jen the foxy redhead - DONE!  
  8. Kitana and futa Frost - DONE!
  9. Thunderhorse and Xulltana - DONE!
  10. Sex with Power Girl - DONE!
Questions? Look at MY RULES.

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Tomiko and Orias —
I was paid a visit this afternoon by Tomiko and Orias Bastet, who spent several hours playing with my stuff and damaging my plants.

Tomiko wore an awesome custom-made leotard she calls "Goldflash!" It was fun seeing them! And Tomiko dropped this on the floor.

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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Dwarf Warrior —
I've done plenty of Warcraft art, but I think this is my first dwarf. Isn't she just too cute?!! There's a full-color version HERE.

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Saturday, December 4, 2010

Attention GURO Fans —
You won't find any "guro" here. Look elsewhere.

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Thursday, December 2, 2010

Cyber Blue vs. The World —
Here's my latest large commission! Cyber Blue is the "heroine" (if you can call her that) of an upcoming web site. This is actually the third drawing I've done of her, each one showing her unconscious and at the mercy of some horrible reject from Ultraman. There'll be more, I'm sure!

For those of you who are sticklers, NO the monster is not real. I cobbled it together from bits of Japanese TV and movie monsters. There's elements of Gigan, Megalon, Baltan Seijin and others in there.

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Red Hot Riding Hood —
Far many years, I've wanted to re-imagine Tex Avery's 'Red Hot Riding Hood' in my own overdeveloped Ultra Fem style. I've never taken the time to sit down and do it. I certainly don't have the time for it now, but I did this hot sketch this week.

It's inspired by this screen cap from 'Little Rural Riding Hood,' which I think is the funniest of the Red Hot cartoons, and the only one where this amazing still appears.


Red is usually attributed to Tex Avery, and of course he did direct the cartoons, but her designer and animator was the amazing Preston Blair. All my life, I've thought Blair was also the designer of Tinker Bell and the sexy centaur girls in Fantasia, but I was wrong on both counts. Turns out Marc Davis created Tinker Bell (who easily belongs in the world's sexiest toons category). The Fantasia beauties were handled by a whole staff of cartoonists, including, interestingly enough, Walt Kelly.

What I ultimately plan is a series of three posters, a triptych, featuring Jessica Rabbit, Red Hot Riding Hood and a third sexy character, which I've never been able to decide on. Holli Wood is the best contender.

After that, I want to create a whole series of Jessica Rabbit portraits, in which she wears the costumes of other cartoon girls, starting with Pebbles Flintstone, Judy Jetson and Daphne Blake. Then maybe Jan from Space Ghost. Can you dig it?

Oh! And Penelope Pitstop! Then Josie! What am I thinking!

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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Computer Fund —
 Feeling much better today. I'll definitely get online and draw tonight! Dentist made a quick patch on my broke tooth and charged almost nothing. I'm good for the time being, but there WILL be dental bills in the future. (Horrors!)

I didn't want to do this fund-raising thing again, but I don't see any way around it. Back in October, I thought I was doing well enough to move back to Tampa AND replace my stolen computer, but the move has cost a LOT more than I expected. I mean TONS MORE! So there hasn't been any computer money, and it's making me crazy! This laptop saved my life, as far as work goes. I mean, I wouldn't be able to work at all if I hadn't had the foresight to buy it as a travel backup. But it was never meant to be a daily work machine, and I'm feeling it.

I've opened this fund-raiser for $800 total, and it will run until the goal is reached. I'll add whatever I can save to it, and get the best computer I can at that time.

A "pre-thank" to all my fans and customers!

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BAD TV —
A list of links to bad old TV shows. No, really! Bad! As in "not good!" If you're nostalgic about these, it's because you were a kid when they were on. That's the only reason I can imagine...
(I want to be clear. I'm not making a TRIBUTE to these awful shows. I am MOCKING THEM!)

Friday, November 26, 2010

$35 Color Commissions! SOLD OUT! —
For the rest of the year, I'm going back to last year's commission price! $35 for one character (+$25 each additional character.) CONTACT ME!
  1. Space Marine babe, part 2
  2. Dominatrix Watamaraka with victim - DONE!
  3. Power Girl and Tryst share a milkshake - DONE! - Link
  4. Nica - DONE! 
  5. Purgy and Besped - DONE!
  6. Angel Cakes and Devil Cakes 
  7. Scarlet and Sapphire defeat another villain 
  8. Owen the horse - DONE! - Link
  9. CANCELED
  10. Nurse Alexandra - DONE! 
Questions? Look at MY RULES.

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Thursday, November 25, 2010

Megara —
I was watching Disney's Hercules last night. I'd forgotten how good that movie is. Megara has got to be my favorite Disney heroine (after Jessica Rabbit)!


Anybody who's familiar with the movie will know exactly what she's saying in this screen cap!

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Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Animation —
Apparently, this is ALL cgi animation.


There's a story about it HERE

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More Sneak Peeks —
Here are some teasers of what I'm working on now. Girls, group sex and monsters!




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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Elvira's Halloween Special —
Here's that infamous Elvira commission I completed last weekend!


This was a lot of fun! I was super-glad to get a chance to draw Elvira! Who doesn't love Elvira?? Even with my style, I hardly need to exaggerate her figure at all, right?

I had originally pictured the she-males as humans in costumes at a Halloween party, with streamers, a punch bowl, candy corn all over the floor, etc. I thought that would be hotter. But everybody else in the world seems to prefer monsters. I was also going to include the 'Creature form the Black Lagoon' instead of the werewolf, but again, I seem to be alone in that preference.

There needs to be more Elvira porn! Seriously! (Poor woman!)

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Monday, November 22, 2010

Another Brick —
I'm really diggin' this right now. I have no idea who or what it is.

 Jovem Pam - Pink Coffe - Another Brick In The Wall .mp3
Found at bee mp3 search engine

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Sunday, November 21, 2010

That's it! Right there! —
I drew this last night while an online audience watched! You should'a been there!

(More about this later!)

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Saturday, November 20, 2010

Another ART MARATHON! —
6pm eastern!
http://watchtail.com/view.php?v=ultrafem

UPDATE: I drew for almost 8 hours! I completed FOUR drawings, two of them start-to-finish! One of them is coming up next!

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Friday, November 19, 2010

Live Art Marathon! —
Okay everybody! Tonight at 8pm eastern, I'm going to start drawing on my live streaming page, and I'm going to keep it up until I can't do it anymore! How long? (Pee-Wee Herman voice) I DON'T KNOW!

Join me!
http://watchtail.com/view.php?v=ultrafem

UPDATE: I drew for almost 7 hours! Completed 2 drawings start-to-finish! Almost completed a third! And almost completed that huge Elvira piece I've been working on for months! You should'a been there!

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Got To Hell! —
I love this game!


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Thursday, November 18, 2010

I really need to clean up and improve my online store... that's next.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Threesome preview —
Here's a preview of a piece I worked on tonight.

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$35 Color Commissions! SOLD OUT! —
From now till the end of the year, I'm going back to last year's commission price! $35 for one character (+$25 each additional character.) CONTACT ME!
  1. Invincibelle in action - DONE! - Link
  2. futa Blood Elf with dildo - DONE!
  3. more futa Tammy - DONE!
  4. bound Night Elf with Succubus mistress - DONE! - Link
  5. Robotech / Starblazers futa crossover - DONE!
  6. Space Marine babe loses a bet - DONE! - Link
  7. Purgy and Evil Rose futas - DONE!
  8. Naruko, Kushina and Kyuubi futas  - DONE!
  9. Sapphire Blade on the milking machine - DONE!
  10. Christy Wild 2 - DONE!
Questions? Look at MY RULES.

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Cat Girl Masturbation —
Always a good thing, right?

I finished this piece over the weekend. Haven't completed anything new since. I've not gotten my speed back since the October troubles...

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Saturday, November 13, 2010

Boots! —
The roller derby was really boring.  :(
But I got these nifty cheap-as-shit boots at the K-Mart next door!  :)

All I had was sandals. It' getting too cold for that!
(Photo makes my feet look huge! They're not!)

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Thursday, November 11, 2010

She-Hulk's Lesbian Threesome —
I finished this piece earlier today. What fun!

That's Lady Death on the right. And on on the left... well, if you don't know HER...!

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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Diana Knight as Bayonetta —
This commission was done last night live online, 2 hours, start-to-finish. The decision to make it a caricature of Diana was a last-minute thing. Came out real pretty, I think!

The pose was inspired by a painting by Jepps.

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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Pony Girl preview —
I haven't finished anything in the last two days, but here's a look at what I'm working on.

She's a "pony girl." This is a fetish I don't know much about. Google it!

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Sunday, November 7, 2010

'Megamind' was good! —
I wasn't planning on seeing Megamind at all. I never saw a preview that made me want to see it. Dreamworks makes bad movies, and Will Ferrell makes TERRIBLE movies, so I didn't see how this could possibly be any good. But when people I knew started giving it good reviews, I decided to give it a try. And you know what? It was GOOD! I mean, ACTUALLY ENTERTAINING! I laughed a lot! There were lots of little things I didn't expect, which is always good. So, I have to say... I recommend it!

The movie starts with Megamind falling to his death. His solution is brilliant! NOT something I would'a thought of! Hee!

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Saturday, November 6, 2010

Dante came to town! —
My friend Dante Posh came to Tampa on Thursday! I haven't seen her in at least three years! Maybe four! I picked her up at the airport and we had dinner at her hotel. This morning, we had breakfast and I helped her make some videos! Here she is with the awesome TOWEL ELEPHANT the housekeeping staff made for her! (She wanted to keep him!)

You should visit Dante's site!

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Friday, November 5, 2010

All-Bondage Collection! —


Another set of 50 drawings culled from the "Complete Lisa Collections!" ONLY BONDAGE ART! Busty babes tied up and LOVING IT! (She-Males, too!) ONLY $17.95!!!


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Jessica Rabbit's new partner —
I drew this last night for a customer. It was his idea to pair Jessica with Misty from Pokemon, and it turned out to be a VERY hot idea!

Of course, in the final version they'll both have huge cocks...

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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Finally! —
Something that can bring dogs and cats together...

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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

$45 Color Commissions! SOLD OUT! —
+$25 each additional character. CONTACT ME!
  1. Cyarra and Akiko kissing - DONE!
  2. Futa Blood Elf Dominatrix - DONE! - Link
  3. Jessika, Chlorr and the demon (again) 
  4. Elvira with two bound slaves - DONE!
  5. Poison, Mai and Cnun Li futas, part 3 
Questions? Look at MY RULES.

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Monday, November 1, 2010

November Wallpaper! —
Wow, I haven't done a wallpaper in a while! I came up with this thing while making a background for MySpace. (I know, I know! Shutup!)


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Sunday, October 31, 2010

Voting —
I just did my early voting this morning. You'd think, with it being the last day for early voting, there'd be long lines. But no, I was pretty much alone in there. Me and a room full of elderly volunteers. It took no time at all.

I was given a huge paper ballot, which is nice. No touch-screen, that's good. But at the end, I fed my ballot into a machine, and the old lady told me to watch the number on the screen tick up by one. "There! You voted!" she said. "You saw it happen!" Really? What did I see? (And as I left, the old guy at the exit door was telling his fellow volunteers how you can't trust these young people with backpacks 'cause they all have bombs. [I did NOT have a backpack, btw.])

I absolutely understand why so many people don't vote. All the candidates are dicks and idiots, IF you even know who they are. I'm always stuck voting for the guy who's NOT a Republican and NOT a teabag independent... which pretty much means Democrat. *sigh*

I find it alarming how so many otherwise liberal people want to pass laws making non-voting illegal. Do they REALLY think that will solve the problem? That's how conservatives think. You don't like what other people are doing? Pass a law! MAKE them do it YOUR way! (It's interesting the number and variety of nations that have mandatory voting. They're not better for it.)

There are so many bad laws that create more problems than they solve. The whole drug war thing is the perfect example. When these laws are passed, there is NO thought given to how they will be enforced, who will enforce them and what the fallout will be. Seriously, how would you propose we punish non-voters? Fines? Loss of rights? Prison?

If you're one of those who want to make voting mandatory, be honest with yourself: the reason you're unhappy is because your favorite candidates aren't getting elected. Do you REALLY believe that MAKING people vote will magically drive your fellow liberals out of the woodwork? DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT??

Forced voting might increase the numbers, but it won't change the percentages at all. And it certainly won't make people vote smarter. The average person votes with his/her butthole, not his/her brain. NOTHING will change that.

The fact is, we're already paying the price for not voting. We're getting what we deserve. If anything should be done at all, I'd say make the consequences more immediate. When a majority doesn't vote, eliminate that office until the next vote. People don't cast a vote for president, there IS no president until the people decide there needs to be. You don't WANT government, you GET no government. Make the non-votes count.

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Saturday, October 30, 2010

Friday, October 29, 2010

Still no internet of my own, and it won't be today. Verizon is rescheduling for tomorrow. *sigh*

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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

High-speed Verizon modem mysteriously appeared on the doorstep this afternoon. I guess it's up to me to figure it out? Service start date is tomorrow! See you then!

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My Desk —
Here's what I'm doing for a "desk" at the moment. Corner of the kitchen counter and a storage bin. My laptop is at the end of all those cables, plugged into the monitor, keyboard, mouse, speakers, etc.


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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Futa Tammy —
Here's a new commission I completed over the weekend.


Tammy is from Christian Zanier's "Honey Lickers Sorority" comics. You should google that right now!

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Monday, October 25, 2010

Special deal this week! —
No new commission list this week. I'll keep last week's open, though, and I'll give $5 off to returning customers! My regulars have been so good to me! CONTACT ME!

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Saturday, October 23, 2010

The Lesbian Collection! —
50 drawings from Lisa's commission series! All Girl-on-Girl art! NO DICKS!!! Includes 5 NEW lesbian pieces!



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Friday, October 22, 2010

Cute Warrior —
Today I'm working on a funny pic featuring a Warcraft warrior and a gnome. Both she-males, of course. I like this face so far!


Sorry, no live drawing tonight. I'll be back tomorrow. I'm really close to getting a rental house! Stay tuned!

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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Monday, October 18, 2010

More progress —
Today I got my big monitor out of storage, and now that I'm in a semi-stable situation, I can draw every day again! I'll try to stream every day, too! Tonight included!

9:30pm eastern!
http://watchtail.com/view.php?v=ultrafem

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$45 Color Commissions! CLOSED —
+$25 each additional character.
THIS WEEK ONLY: 3 characters for $85! CONTACT ME!.
  1. Koryander and Sylvina defeated
  2. Jessica Rabbit vs. Evil Jessica - DONE!
  3. futa Wonder Woman jacks off in the Invisi-Plane - DONE!
  4. Sapphire, Scarlet, Catz and Ferret 'plugged in'
  5. Jen Walters transforms into futa She-Hulk - DONE!
  6. Bayonetta - DONE!

Questions? Look at MY RULES.

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Sunday, October 17, 2010

Maid with Feather Duster —
Here's a preview of a commission I'm working on now...


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In Tampa —
Back in Tampa, FINALLY. I'm in a really awesome temporary hotel where I can work. I'll be able to get my big monitor tomorrow. No live art tonight, but I'll post a work-in-progress preview a bit later. Oh! And I'll be able to see Venture Brothers "LIVE!"

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Thursday, October 14, 2010

Making progress --
Got my deposit back, and I'm heading back to Tampa. I spent so much time and money this year trying to get AWAY from Tampa, and now here I am thinking of it as "home." So tired and beat down right now...

Last week's commission list is SOLD OUT! Yay! No new list this week. My backlog is SO long! I'll wait till next Tuesday to start a new one.

I'll get some ART done tonight, too! Definitely! My speed and accuracy may take some time to recover, though. We'll see.

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Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Superheroines finished! --
Wow, I actually finished this big piece! I've been struggling to find time for it during all this mess, and I didn't think anything would get done. You can see it here:
http://ultrafem.deviantart.com/art/Scarlet-Sapphire-vs-Recluse-182416964

Meanwhile, the motel I'm in now is MUCH nicer than where There's even an "ice machine!"

Thank you all for your support! I'll be back in Tampa looking for a new place by the weekend!

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